1. Notes: 102134 / 11 months ago  from freakyeyeglasses (originally from misschuckesleeze)
    misschuckesleeze: I had this about a month before my birthday when i got a new one, and no longer need this. If i was smart i would sell it on ebay, or craigs list but a friend of mine coned me into doing a give away. On July 20th i am going to at random pick someone who has re-blogged this, you have a better chance if following miss-chuckesleeze.tumblr.com, but you do not have to be. There is 12 pieces, 1 camera and 11 lenses. You may reblog more then once, but likes won’t count for anything. Keep an eye out in your ask for a message from me, that is how you know you have won. Good luck. Canon EOS Rebel T21 MP CMOS APS-c Digital SLR Camera with 3.0-Inch LCD and Canon EF-S 18-135mm f/3.5-5.6 IS UD Standard Zoom Lens, Canon EF 70-200mm f/2.8 IS USM, Canon EF 24-70mm f/2.8 USM, Canon EF 24-105mm f/4L IS USM, Canon EF 70-200mm f/4L USM, Canon EF 100-400mm f/4.5-5.6 IS USM, Canon EF 50 mm f/1.8, Canon EF-S 17-85mm f/4-5.6 IS, Canon EF-S 55-250 f/4-5.6 IS, Canon EF 100mm f/2.8 Marco USM, Canon EF 17-40mm f/4L Usm Ultra wide angle lens.   

    misschuckesleeze:

    I had this about a month before my birthday when i got a new one, and no longer need this. If i was smart i would sell it on ebay, or craigs list but a friend of mine coned me into doing a give away. On July 20th i am going to at random pick someone who has re-blogged this, you have a better chance if following miss-chuckesleeze.tumblr.com, but you do not have to be. There is 12 pieces, 1 camera and 11 lenses. You may reblog more then once, but likes won’t count for anything. Keep an eye out in your ask for a message from me, that is how you know you have won. Good luck.

    Canon EOS Rebel T21 MP CMOS APS-c Digital SLR Camera with 3.0-Inch LCD and Canon EF-S 18-135mm f/3.5-5.6 IS UD Standard Zoom Lens, Canon EF 70-200mm f/2.8 IS USM, Canon EF 24-70mm f/2.8 USM, Canon EF 24-105mm f/4L IS USM, Canon EF 70-200mm f/4L USM, Canon EF 100-400mm f/4.5-5.6 IS USM, Canon EF 50 mm f/1.8, Canon EF-S 17-85mm f/4-5.6 IS, Canon EF-S 55-250 f/4-5.6 IS, Canon EF 100mm f/2.8 Marco USM, Canon EF 17-40mm f/4L Usm Ultra wide angle lens.   

     
  2. 11 months ago 

    MEGAN’S IMPRESSION OF THE TAZMANIAN DEVIL

    My niece Megan seems to be over-energetic today. She never stopped spinning around, hurling herself on the sofa, screaming her lungs out, throwing stuff at me. And she’s not even upset. No crying. Just a devilish grin on her face. I think it’s the vitamins she’s taking. My mom just couldn’t handle her. One time, my mom was preparing dinner and Megan decided she’d dip her hand on the mix with flour, eggs, etc. My mom couldn’t do anything but to sit-down and whine, “Hindi ganyan ang mommy mo nung baby pa (your mom wasn’t like that when she was your age)”. I suggested that we call an exorcist. My mom threw a What the fuck? look at me. Sleeping time comes and she rolled on the bed incessantly. She even rolled over my mom who is half asleep. My mom was like, “Please Chris, for the love of God, DO SOMETHING!!!” I picked up the remote, turned the TV on, tuned in to BabyTV where they are showing fishes in an aquarium. 10 minutes later, she’s asleep. I looked at her and she is the most precious thing in the world sleeping.

  3. 11 months ago  from bookmarklet

    WHAT’S IN MY BAG? (06/11/11) (by iamchristran)

    i didn’t realize Megan was mocking me. That little devil!

  4. 11 months ago 

    WRITING ON AN EMPTY HEAD

    I think I’m having a writer’s block. I can’t write anything. One instance, I caught myself staring at the electric fan. Hmm, maybe I could write something about this piece of appliance. That’s pathetic. But then again, I realized I’m not a writer. How in the world could I have a writer’s block?  When I was in high school, I use to write a lot. When I went to college, I became lazy. I couldn’t even finish a paragraph for an essay. Even at reading. I have Dan Brown’s The Da Vinci Code, and I haven’t gotten around to reading it. My attention span has gotten short these days. I hope it’s not because of age. I know I’m 31 and for me my life ended at 30. But writing is one way of expressing myself and nothing else. I play the guitar but not as good as a real musician. I appreciate photography but I can’t shoot without the subject being out of focus. I write poems, essays, screenplays and other stuff and if lose it, I’m done. Well, it’s not like my works are worthy of a Pulitzer or a Palanca, but I appreciate them. I am proud of them (well, if I’d be able to finish them). Currently, I am writing two screenplays. After two sequences, I’d stop. I would save it on my desktop and forget about it for a month. That’s how lazy I am. I figured, I don’t need skills. I have knowledge that needs to be flourished. What I need is discipline. Discipline to sit down for a good two hours and start writing. I even think this blog is not making any sense.

  5. Notes: 5644 / 11 months ago  from poppinlovebug (originally from girlfromparis)
    underapapermoon17: \m/

    underapapermoon17:

    \m/

     
  6. Notes: 78992 / 11 months ago  from poppinlovebug (originally from glitterygoldfish)

    (Source: glitterygoldfish)

     
  7. Notes: 4633 / 11 months ago  from colourfulbananas (originally from coryhunlin)

    (Source: coryhunlin)

     
  8. Notes: 171 / 11 months ago  from lifeofliterature
    "I’m not frightened. I’m not frightened of anything. The more I suffer, the more I love. Danger will only increase my love. It will sharpen it, forgive its vice. I will be the only angel you need. You will leave life even more beautiful than you entered it. Heaven will take you back and look at you and say: Only one thing can make a soul complete and that thing is love."
    - The Reader by Bernhard Schlink (via lifeofliterature)
  9. 11 months ago 

    THE BIG 3 err.. 2 1/4

    seriously, LEBRON? 8 points! 8 fucking points! are you fucking kidding me? hahaha! they call it the BIG 3 huh? more like the BIG 2 1/4 LMAO!

  10. 11 months ago 

    KELAS 6-C and MEGAN

    My niece Megan is watching this Indonesian Children’s show on Disney Channel called “Kelas 6-C” and she is laughing her butt off every time the characters throw a punchline. I’m not sure but she seems to understand what they’re saying. There are subtitles for non-indonesian viewers but I doubt that she could read those (she’s two FYI). Next thing I know, I was watching it with her and translating every line. Ouch.

  11. 11 months ago  from bookmarklet
    Ball Clobbers Weiner -- Penis Pic Was 'Foolish'

    tee-hee!

  12. 11 months ago  from bookmarklet
    Victory for Gay Cop at Gay Pride Parade!

    suck it, bitches!

  13. Notes: 773 / 11 months ago  from missforeverrralone-deactivated2 (originally from keetaay)

    That moment of joy when you see your food coming in a restaurant.

    (Source: meowiemeow)

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